Affiliate Program — Rex's Referral Corps

Rex's Referral Corps

Get paid to say our name out loud.

Our store is called ShowersExpress. The SEX is intentional. We sell high-quality waterproof adult wellness products and we've built a brand around the joke — but the products are completely serious.

We're looking for a small, carefully chosen group of affiliate partners to grow with us. Not a thousand random coupon sites. A short list of people whose audiences actually give a damn about what they recommend.

If that's you, keep reading.

The Numbers

Commission 15% on every sale you refer
Cookie window 60 days — your referral stays yours
Commission hold 30 days post-purchase (standard fraud protection)
Minimum payout $25
Payout schedule Monthly, 15th of the following month
Average order value ~$55–65 (that's $8–10 per sale, at base commission)

Top performers unlock 20% commission starting Month 2. We'll reach out when you hit the threshold — no hoops to jump through.

Who This Is For

We're selective. Here's who fits:

  • You've written about, reviewed, or recommended adult products before
  • Your audience trusts your opinion — engagement matters more than follower count
  • Your content tone is compatible with ours: cheeky, educational, never crude
  • Your audience is primarily U.S. based
  • You disclose affiliate relationships (FTC compliance is non-negotiable)

We don't work with explicit content creators, coupon aggregators, or anyone who treats affiliate links as a spam channel. This is a real partnership — we'd rather have five great affiliates than fifty mediocre ones.

How It Works

  1. Apply below. Takes about two minutes.
  2. We review and approve — usually within 48 hours.
  3. You get your unique link. Share it anywhere — posts, reviews, bio links, newsletters.
  4. Someone clicks, shops, buys. Your 60-day cookie captures the sale.
  5. You get paid. Monthly, automatically, no chasing invoices.

What You're Promoting

Waterproof adult wellness products — vibrators, lubricants, couples' accessories — all sourced from reputable US suppliers, body-safe materials only. We don't carry cheap novelty items. The quality is real; the brand is just more fun about it than most.

Every order ships in plain packaging. Billing appears as SEXP Holding. Privacy is part of the product.

The Rules (Short Version)

  • Always disclose affiliate relationships — required by FTC, required by us
  • No self-referral (don't buy through your own link)
  • No paid search ads using our brand name or URL
  • No spam, no misleading claims, no explicit content in promotional materials
  • Commissions are reversed on returned orders

Full affiliate agreement is presented during signup. It's written in plain English — we're not trying to bury anything.

Ready?

Apply below. If you're a good fit, we'll approve quickly and get your link set up.

Apply to Join

Questions? Email us at affiliates@showersexpress.com

ShowersExpress.com is operated by SEXP Holding, LLC. Adult content — 18+ only.
We know what you're really here for.